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"Bee-yatch! You best knowz dat ma' entie-yah crew izz worldwide!! You knows dis, shizzin pizzin sheeee-yet!....Hollah!"

Josh
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Arias

Height:6'0, Weight:God only knows., Age:17, Abilities:Master percussionist, musician and drives without a license., Special Powers:Can repulse all woman with his "Josh Ray", can grow facial hair at will and in a matter of seconds,and has feet the size of watermelons, Weaknesses:Large-breasted women,spelling and hot sauce, Affiliations: Member of the infamous Tuesday Boys and the latin-jazz band Las Siete Palabras, KnowToSay:"Oh God...no way, ahh!" and "Your days are numbered!" Homebase:Arleta

Torrey
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Ryan

Height:5'7, Weight:143, Age:18, Abilities:Bass expert,make humans laugh till they puke and can jump high, Special Powers:Can stretch face skin to enormous lengths and rape his girlfriend publicly at will, Affiliations:Member of Tuesday Boys (but is currently M.I.A.) and member of rock band; the Acidtones, KnownToSay:"Mom and Dad don't look so hot these days....!", Homebase:Burbank, Weaknesses:Anything GreenDay related, me, and hair growth.

Tim
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Herzer

Height:5'11, Weight:900, Age:18, Abilities:Computer genius,musician, songwriter extraordinaire, Special Powers:Can light things on fire without trying,types at the speed of sound,can beat a bear in a wrestling match, Weaknesses:His obsession with fecal matter, plant life(use your imagination)and sleep depravation, KnownToSay:"Ummm...I'm the best, that's why.", Homebase: Van Nuys, Affiliations:None, a self-described loner by nature, very elusive.

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Shant
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Kazandjian

Height:5'10,Weight:73,Age:16,Abilities:ComedyAssasin,uncanny game player,able to drink gallons of soda in one sitting,SpecialPowers:Can make any hispanic family hate his guts, can digest Tab soda with ease,and can assume the bodies of JoeyRamone,SteveBuscemi,and Bob "I Drink Piss" Saget, Weaknesses:the inability to love another human being, his enormous shoelaces, and his canine companion;Arch, Affiliations:member of the infamous Tuesday Boys, KnownToSay:"You fuckin' dumbshit!", Homebase:Van Nuys

Height: 5", Age: 17, Favorites: the color Pink (hopefully not the singer Pink), french fries, ice cream, running, reading, writing and Incubus, Hates: Other asian people and surprises, Special Powers: can put herself into a drunken stupor at will to fool enemies, can incapacitate any human being with her signature "Adorability Death Ray" which no one is immune from, Weaknesses: digestive deficiancy regarding meat can render her powerless, Affiliations: not known to be a member of any secret society, Homebase: Loyola Marymount University

Izza
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Briones

ok, this page is going to look a bit messy, but try and follow which bio goes to which person.

Take a good look at this guy. In about six years (give or take), he is going to own  your sorry ass! And do you know why? Because this kid has got talent. Through the last half of high school, I saw Lucas walking around campus and me wanting to be his friend but not knowing who he was at all, all I knew was that he was too cool for me. Now, I have the honor to call him friend. This man has a huge heart and bag full of tricks. Fair warning to anyone that crosses Lucas or his buddies, he is going to get you in the end, and it won't be pretty. Lucas was part of the original Tuesday Boys, along with Shant, Josh, Jeff and myself.

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Kacher

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Jasmine
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Barnes

I first met Jasmine at prom, then I met her on the last day of school, she took my cowboy hat, I got nervous, found her and I took my hat back. Then I met her at a bowling outing....loved her ever since! Jasmine is currently honing in her skills as a master of the performing arts at some college in Ohio (tear). Aside of being one of the funniest females I have ever come across, she is also one of the sweetest people I've ever met, and my First Black Friend!!! Yayyy!! I always wanted a black friend, and now I have one, I think I'll keep her in a jar! Nope, I can't, her wings are too large to be kept in a jar, she needs to fly!!! Sadpussyballoon loves ya!! , Quote:"Yah bastahd!!"